Question: How does one make a penis wrapped in barbed wire look like something from a Disney film? Because that's what director Tom Six says he's going to do with Human Centipede 3.
If you recall, the original Human Centipede became an international cult sensation with the story of a mad doctor surgically linking the gastric systems of three victims by linking them ass-to-mouth pressing all the right icky buttons to get people talking without ever quite tipping over the edge. Human Centipede 2, however, has been a different story.
When on the press tour for Human Centipede, Six made basically the exact same claim about Part 2 that he is now making about Part 3 - that the first film was intentionally tame, the idea being to introduce people to the comment before going full bore with the second film. And he did exactly that, going so full-on, in fact, that the film was refused classification by the BBFC, a fact that renders it illegal for sale in UK shops.
And now Six's response to the defacto ban? Present at the Empire Presents Big Screen event in London Six confirmed that he is gearing up a third and final Human Centipede film which will make the second film - the banned second film, mind you - look 'like a Disney film.'
"We're going to shoot the third film entirely in America and it's going to be my favourite. It's going to upset a lot of people."
Sounds like this chap went off the deep end. Which is fine by me.
Excellent!
My question is does he ever plan on making a good movie?
It smells like an Uwe Boll kind of controversy. But well..at least Six knows that he makes bad movies....
why are you guys even reporting on this stuff? who cares what that talentless whore is doing next for attention? i wish controversy in and of itself wasn't such an awe-inspiring thing for most people.
If this wanker were half as good as a director as he is a self-publicist, I might be getting quite excited by this news.