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Sean Bean Stabbed In Bar Fight, Orders Another Drink.

by Todd Brown, June 14, 2011 12:03 PM


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Meet Sean Bean, Manly Man.

Whilst out for a drink with a former Playboy model (Manly Point #1) thirty years younger than he is (Manly Point #2), Bean called out a passerby who made lewd comments towards his lady friend (Manly Point #3), and was rewarded by later being punched in the eye and stabbed in the arm with broken glass (Manly Point #4). Bean then went back into the bar, refused an ambulance and ordered another drink (Manly Point #5). There are no reports of what happened to the other man.

This all actually happened this past Sunday night.

And the moral of the story is: Do Not Fuck With Sean Bean.

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We shouldn't fuck with Sean Bean because we might punch him in the eye and stab him?

You shouldnt fuck with Sean Bean because you can punch and stab him and the only thing that registers is his scotch is empty.

So... the aggressor got pwned by making Sean Bean drink some more?

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surely moral is you shouldn`t fuck with a passerby !!!! or don`t hang out in Camden or don`t hang out with "glamour" Models ... I fell off a bike when i was a kid and got straight back on and rode home and didn`t tell me mum....man point !.....i bust me collar bone playing footie and got the bus home , went to school next day....man point 3, failed O level Maths ...man point 5....

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I so want to fuck with Sean Bean!

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you wanna give him a black eye????

Also worth noting: after refusing an ambulance, Bean used the bar's first aid kit to patch himself up. And THEN had a drink.

And presumably, judging by the fact that we're referring to this as a "bar fight" they fought. And if Sean Bean won with a black eye and a stab wound, what d'you reckon happened to the other guy?

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Manly man indeed, although I have no clue as to the truth behind this particular story.

Awesome though he and Viggo were in the "Lord of the Rings" films, I think the Aragorn role should have gone to Sean (and incidentally Viggo would have made a very good Boromir).

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YES, Ard! It would be great to see something where Sean Bean Saves The Day and Gets The Girl, and I believe he could have given us something special as Aragorn (though I will always love Viggo's portrayal). I would also like to watch a movie or tv series other than Ronin where Sean Bean does not die (though I have always liked to believe that his character in Ronin did die, off screen, of embarrassment).

I also feel that Max Von Sydow would have made for a far grander and more menacing Denethor.

Try getting a model into the sack sans acting ability

you dont fuck with 006.

Manly Point #6 - he has a massive cock.


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