What's the best way to stop your favourite beach being bulldozed and turned into a luxury property development? Get Lo Meng to teach you beach volleyball of course! From the creative masterminds behind last year's SHADOWGUARD (the directorial debut trainwreck from Michael Biehn), producer Bey Logan wisely readjusts his sights this time out, opting for the more low-key yet infinitely more market-friendly formula of Chrissie Chau and a group of similarly curvaceous young lasses jumping around in their bikinis.
The film co-stars the ubiquitous Lam Suet as well as SHADOWGUARD star Phoenix Valen and the aforementioned Lo Meng, no doubt playing a martial arts guru of sorts who'll teach these beach babes how to better themselves through repeatedly diving head first into the sand. I, for one, can't wait to see this, as let's face it, the only way is up for these guys.
And why should I be interes... oh THAT Chrissie Chau!
To call the movie referenced above my directorial debut is a farce. The role of Director includes several aspects of movie making which I had no part in. I was not involved in the casting, (nor did I write the script), I was not involved with editing, sound mixing, colorization, music, ADR, or any other aspect of post production. Also, all of my dialogue in the movie was voice over from another person. .
The crew was the least experienced and the most unorganized that I've experienced in my 35 years of being involved with movies and I had very little say in both day to day production or the final product.
In fact, I had so little to do with the movie that I haven't even seen it, to this day.
Wow, Michael Biehn appearence! Right on.
Really, of all the things to get coverage why give any to something li…*clicks through stills* WANT SEE.
Evidently the kind of reaction this is engendering.
'Monk Law'?!
WTF?