It's a clash of the 80s pop titans! Word broke late yesterday that Syfy and The Asylum have hired Pet Semetary director Mary Lambert to direct Mega Python Versus Gatoroid with 80s pop singers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson in the leads. Yes, they promise, there will be a catfight between the two stars.This is what is called "knowing your audience". What the hell is a gatoroid, though?
iv slept with both tiffany(tiff) and debbie gibson(gibbo...thats what we called her back then) and im tellin you gibbo will smash the fuck out of tiff given the chance.
i'd been seeing gibbo for about 8 months just as she was starting to get her music together and things were sweet but then trevor turns up with his chick tiff, so we had a few drinks a bit of a lark on but then trev starts to feel ill, gibbo decides to help him to the bog to spew and me and tiff were all alone.. i think, and one thing led to the next and as i was bein helped along orally suddenly gibbo walked in to see me with my........wait for it............Megapython in tiffs mouth!!
Well all hell broke loose, there was tears,things being smashed but i managed to pull them off each other and calm the situation, gibbo walked out and i never seen her again, Trevor was dead so tiff had to go with him and i was all alone but every cloud has a silver lining, not for me i got aids, but for the girls that night give them inspiration for their biggest hits, tiffs "i think were alone now "and gibbo's "foolish beat" which had the original title "stupid C&NT" but the label said it wasn't edgy enough for the american youth of today.
true story
P.S Please dont make this movie.