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Another day, another zombie movie. Trailer for 'The Dead and the Damned'.

by Andrew Mack, June 16, 2010 2:29 PM


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It's called The Dead and the Damned. It's a zombie movie 'cept nothing has changed except for the setting. The budgets are still small. The boobs still come out for cheap thrills. Zombies keep their clothes on so the makeup budget only has to account for faces and hands. The action blows [pay particular attention to the hand to hand between cowboy and indian]. Bleh.

The synopsis as written up for the Hole in the Head Festival in July, The wild west. A pair of gold miners unearth an ancient meteor which they believe contains precious emeralds encased within. They crack it open and unwittingly release an aggressive virus which transmutes everyone in town into mindless ravenous mutants.

A gun slinging bounty hunter and his Apache warrior prisoner come to town only to find it swarming with blood thirsty mutants. The bounty hunter is forced to release his prisoner and the two must join forces to survive the mutant hordes. What ensues is a bloodbath of horror for the dead and the damned. 

Elsewhere it is being written, 'It's Deadwood - with zombies!' Yeah, this production would wish. I'm in a cranky mood and I had to share my pain with someone else. The trailer has brief boobs. You`ll be chided for watching that at work and laughed at for the rest. 

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6 Comments

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I refuse to believe someone went to the trouble of submitting that to the MPAA.

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That trailer looked better than the whole of Romero's Survival of the Dead.

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I'm with you on this one, Mack. Went to the Holehead press conference and this was one of the two films screened for press. I walked out halfway through not only because the lead actor lacked saliency, but the whole project felt anemic. Everything that came out of the Indian character's mouth was woefully cliche. You don't have to be in a cranky mood to know this one just doesn't work.

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if this is so terrible, derrivitave and pointless, why are you giving it much needed press on your home page? I have a short film which I think is very good; will you put it on your front page?

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Send me a link via the contact form linked down below and I'll be happy to look at it.

Hey I just gotta say The comment regarding face and hands only make up is not true. 5.5 hrs of makeup on ME is proof. I played the Blind Zombie the one that you actually get a zombie boob shot of and these boobs aint cheap. lol


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