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Ah, Spain. So serious. so passionate. So artistic. So ripe for parody ...
From the producers of most of the Spanish movies you know and love comes Spanish Movie, a movie mocking most of the Spanish movies you know and love. And maybe a few you don't.
From the producers of most of the Spanish movies you know and love comes Spanish Movie, a movie mocking most of the Spanish movies you know and love. And maybe a few you don't.
Oh dear.
I don't need to understand what's being said in order to hate the living shit out of this.
They even have the old guy with white hair, that appeared in american movies of this kind. Don't know his name.
I disagree with Rhythm-X somtimes, but not on this one.
Since this had Leslie Nielsen I thought this was an U.S. movie... and it turns out it's made with Spanish actors... I'm ashamed now we are copying this kind of movies.
Btw, I'm form Spain and I think it's pretty funny you think we are serious and artistic xD. Most of our movies have always been comedies (quite crappy most of them), but I guess you only know about Almodovar, Amenábar and that sort of stuff.
If you guys are interested, maybe I could suggest some spanish films you could find quite interesting.
Oh, and since I'm bored thought of translating this. I can't speak English too well, so sorry for any mistake I could make. Ahem, here it goes. In brackets I'll explains the puns you maybe won't get.
"In a world of darkness, there are voices that cry out to be listened"
(child whispering) It's here... It has come...
- Who are you?!
- Egermina, at your service (quite old village-ish name and manners)
"I you spent half your life in "The Orphanage" and now you spend your "Mondays in the Sun"" (pun with Bardem's movie "Los Lunes al Sol")
- What's up with you?
"If you are "Sea Inside""
- Again with your foolishness? Forget about him, he's always faking.
"... and you are unable to "To Return"" (pun with Almodóvar's "Volver")
-To return (singing)
-Don't think this is vice, it's because I'm ill.
"I you blame it on "The Others""
-I'm photosensitive!
-Come on! You're just drawn! Go out to play and catch some fresh air! (in a quite villageish way of talking)
"...when you get lost in "Pan's Labyrinth""
-Something like you is what happens when a shepphard likes his goats a lot?
-What's this!?
-A talking goat. Can we keep it?
-Oh... All right. But try it not to shit on the carpets, they're too expensive.
"If you think this is "No Country for Old Men"... "Open Your Eyes"" (Pun with Amenabar's 2nd movie "Abre los Ojos"").
"...turn your back "to the sad" reality" ("to the sad"="a la triste" pun with Mortessen's "Alatriste" (which means Sad Wing btw).
- Quiet! I come form a war, not from playing bingo.
- Come on babe! He's turned so old. (No, I don't get it either).
"Push "REC" in your brain"
- Record it all! (girl whispering)
-Don't worry! I know what I'm doing!
"Spanish Movie has arrived"
- Everything is so supernatural... huh? Are you playing with your flashlight again?
Santas mierdas. Even Amenabar and Alex de la Iglesia are having cameos. Also, is there any way i can stop the trailer while browsing this page? My eyes will thank you.