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Dear Mr Seagal: That Thing On Your Head? Never Wear That Again.

by Todd Brown, November 28, 2009 1:31 AM


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You know what I love about Steven Seagal?  I love that he - or someone close to him - thinks that wearing a do-rag will make him appear 'street' as opposed to 'silly', 'old' or 'fat'. I love that his next film after this one is one that he wrote himself and that he named his own character Handsome B. Wonderful. And I love that despite becoming a bizarre, puffy caricature of what he once was he can still star in a film called A Dangerous Man and sort of make you believe that he really is.  And you know what else I love?  The totally gratuitous, single frame nude shot included in the promo reel for said film to demonstrate that Seagal's still got that magnetic power over the ladies. 

This one started life titled On The Run, which is how it's referred to in the promo reel below, but then someone realized that a man as dangerous as Seagal would never really run, he would only appear to as a tactical maneuver to give his enemies a false sense of security.  And so the title was changed.


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6 Comments

That's an Akid-Do rag to you mister...and oh yeah I see boobies.

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I'm kind of surprised they haven't run out of titles for Seagal films with different permutations of the same words... how about Out for a Dangerous Kill?

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This actually looks better than the last Seagal flicks I watched. But yeah, that thing on his head... iiiiish... it's got to go.

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Actually I was thinking the headwear could stay - it's the thing that's under it that ought to go.

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The title of the post is superb ;)

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Gorypuppy Are you talking about the bandana or the wig on he wears these days ! lol


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