Today we celebrate the loss of 11 year-old Billy Schoefield of Tempe, Arizona. Billy was the lucky young person to fulfill one of the most important Chuck Norris facts, On Chuck Norris' birthday he randomly selects one random child to toss into the sun....
Mr. Roundhouse kick to the face! is 69 today.
You don't cut that cake, it cuts you!
And to commemorate the occasion, his crazy ass is talking about seceding Texas from the Union!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103
If Chuck Norris was binary, he'd be 2
If you put a phonograph needle on his nipple you'd hear Highway To The Danger Zone.
I don't feel the wrath of the Chuck any more...
Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero!
I'm on the same page, Geek of Evil. Norris + Math = Uber Geeky.