Vinnie Jones is in the UK press after being smashed in the face with a glass in a pub brawl brought on when someone asked him about his role in X Men 3. Note to self: never ask Vinnie Jones about X Men 3. Following is an email the web-monkey sent me about this just because I find it amusing ...
Here are a few things I enjoy about this:
1. Someone got into a fight with a guy who plays characters with names like Bullet Tooth Tony.
2. It started when someone "asked" him about XMen3 (wasn't pleasant I'm sure)
3. Vinnie doesn't like this, retorts, so they glass him in the face with a pint glass.
4. Undaunted, only THEN did Vinnie start punching the guy.
5. The author closes the article making no mention of X-Men 3.
Stop fighting with Bullet-Tooth Tony.
Duh.
Well, if you think X-men 3 when you hear Vinnie Jones I'd say you deserve a fist in the face.
And getting beaten up by Vinnie Jones just sounds like something you should have done in your life. That, and getting Warren Ellis to come up with a new insulting and/or disgusting thing to call you.
Also: playing harmonica while doing LSD or mushrooms.
And a few other things that vary in legality.
>has been berated by Warren Ellis
Sigh.
I guess that only really leaves a trip to UK to meet Vinnie...