Sure, we love strange little films here at Twitch, but we also love strange little books, and now we're pleased to give away a few by noted fantasy, horror, and science fiction writer Craig Shaw Gardner.
Back in print for the first time in 15 years, Slaves of the Volcano God, Bride of the Slime Monster, and Revenge of the Fluffy Bunnies are described by Craig as "funny fantasies" that "postulate that B-Movie worlds, from singing cowboys to badly dubbed musclemen, are real, and can be visited with the aid of a Captain Crusader Decoder Ring, found in specially marked boxes of Nut Crunchies!"
Craig has kindly offered to inscribe three sets of books with personalized autographs. Since the original book titles were variations on B-Movies at the time, all you need to do is submit your top three suggestions for exploitation films that never were. We'll pick the three we like the best. Get your thinking caps on, and send your entries here. Contest will run until November 6.
If anyone likes fantasy based crime novels then I must reccomend the nursery crime books of Jasper Fforde. Really good stuff.
It Came From the Crisper Drawer
I Was a Middle-Aged Tax Accountant!
Revenge of the Crossing Guards.
Revenge of the Muffin Man
My Mother's Closet
Capitol Hill
yadda yadda yadda
Mosquito II- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the woods.
Revenge of the Killer Goldfish III- This time its for real
Attack of the Mutant Bunny Slippers- Try them on for size
I'M GOOD ENUF. I'M SMART ENUF AND DOG GONE IT PEOPLE LIKE ME!
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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FREND.
IF YOU NEED A PAINTING CALL ME.
YHANKS.
Attack of the Killer Tomato Flavored Tofu
Desperately Seeking a Frontal Lobotomy
I Spit on Your Urn!
Grease my feet with your wheels.
I love you when it is raining cats and dogs.
Lightening up my life little bug.
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