How does Uwe Boll keep making films? It's a mystery of the universe. Maybe it has something to do with karmic balance. To quote Nick at CHUD : "Of course, I'm biased. I've never seen a Uwe Boll film. I've also never covered my genitals in peanut butter and straddled the face of a lion."
Couldn't possibly sum things up better than that ... click here for the pain. Ben! Michael! Never do anything like this again!
Cheese-o-rama! :D Straight to video in the UK maybe ;)
Well, here's the deal:
Nothing could be WORSE than Alone in the Dark. The movie caused me physical pain.
17 million... this movie cost 17 million dollars. It's astounding how you get much better films from Asia with fraction of the costs.
I think Kingsley is preparing his retierment. He's been in just about every crap film for the last year. Must be getting paid a pretty penny.
If your trailer actually manages to make people laugh and it isnt a comedy, the trailer might not be good afterall.
Seventeen mil? Go watch the MirrorMask trailer again. That cost four. Where do these people spend the money? It boggles the mind ...
I'm guessing 14M was spent on crack for Uwe Boll.