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Because you did not know you needed another Jersey Shore related project until now! Word has come that Jersey Shore cast member Jenni 'Jwoww' Farley has signed on to executive produce the horror/comedy Jersey Shore Massacre. The film stars Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot(?!?) and Ron Jeremy.

JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE explores a day in the life of Teresa (Danielle Dallacco) and her girlfriends when they leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore. The girls hook up with five fist-pumping delinquents who find themselves thrown out from a seaside bar for inciting a dance floor brawl.  With nowhere else to go, the group winds up at Teresa's uncle Vito's hideaway in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. What was supposed to be a night of debauchery soon turns into a bloodbath when the group becomes unsuspecting targets of a mentally deranged killer.  One by one, the body count rises at the hands of a butcher who has much more than just an axe to grind.

Seeing as the film is already listed as completed on IMDB all Farley is really doing at this point is adding her name to the production in hopes that her legions of fans (really?) will come out and support this film when it opens in cinemas and on VOD in June this year. 

I for one am skeptical. Because for me the one true Jersey Shore horror/comedy is Jersey Shore Shark Attack and the amazing Joey Fatone death scene. But Massacre promises nudity so my opinion may change come June. 
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