Review: CRAVE Fails To Satisfy

Crave is the feature debut of Charles de Lauzirika, a man best (un)known for directing/producing DVD special features. So what, you say? Sew buttons on a dead hobo's suit! You know you love yourself some special features, and de Lauzirika is responsible for some quality content on many a quality disc. Hell, his Alien 3 featurettes might be better than the film itself.

But does this qualify him to tell a more complex story? The story being that of a crime scene shutterbug named Aiden who becomes increasingly more detached from reality? A tragi-comic character study full of pitch black humor? An unlikely romance with moments of extreme discomfort? A story full of emotion and nuance and gray morality? Because that's the delicate balancing act this first-timer has attempted here.

Crave won the New Flesh Award for Best First Feature at the 2012 Fantasia Film Festival, so somebody thinks he's pulled it off. Personally, I disagree. And while I don't think Crave is a bad film, I don't think it is a particularly good one, either.

The opening voice-over was an immediate turnoff for me. It is put to more effective use later in the film, but all that upfront telling-not-showing sets a bad precedent. It is indicative of the see-sawing tone of the film as a whole, which will work for some but not for others. You know what they say: one man's genre mashup is another man's uneven.

A lot also depends on the casting in a film like this. Lead actor Josh Lawson walks a fine line between likeable and loathable, but doesn't have the chops to nail it 100%. It is a valiant effort, though. His love interest/obsession is played with a Katie-Holmes-if-Tom-had-allowed-her-to-continue-to-take-off-her-clothes-on-camera-all-these-years cuteness by Emma Lung, so he has decent support there. Then there's Ron Perlman, always a pleasure, in a role he could play in his sleep. The weakest support beam by far is Edward Furlong, who, according to IMDb, still gets a ton of work, and is as whiny as he was in Terminator 2, according to me. He does, however, provide my favorite moment of the film (thumbs up!).

Speaking of moments, there are many the film gets right. While Lawson doesn't hit every dramatic note pitch perfect, he and Emma Lung have great chemistry (while it lasts). Also, an example of when the voice-over works? The many voices in Aiden's head arguing with each other-- one confident, one not; one angry, one rational. Also, the closing credits are pretty kick-ass. So there is potential here, it just doesn't add up to a satisfying whole.

I'd put Crave down as a near miss. Unfortunately, a near miss is still a miss. For the film scavenger roaming the scrap yards for a funny scene here and an outrageous gore effect there, there's a decent amount to salvage. Hopefully de Lauzirika will continue to hone his skills. I think he's got something good in him, and I'd be interested to see what he does next.


Review originally published during Fantastic Fest in September 2012; The film will be available to watch via various Video On Demand platforms on Friday, December 6. It will also open in select theaters in the U.S. Visit the official Facebook page for more information.

CRAVE Trailer (HD) from Iron Helmet on Vimeo.

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  • Stephen Lambrechts

    What is this movie even about? The review barely tells us anything.

  • civic

    The review Isn't supposed to be a Coles Notes on the film. If you can't get a grasp of what the film is about from the trailer then that's another problem.

  • Stephen Lambrechts

    New Film Criticism - requires you to watch trailers.

    If I only I could've embedded trailers in my high school and college essays!

  • civic

    Lol! I love pretentious ignorance. Why would the writer in this day and age, especially online, waste his time writing a summary of the film when "yes" he can embed a trailer. If this review was in print then I could see your gripe. Instead of complaining why don't you scroll down an inch and click play? Although, I assume a real film connoisseur such as yourself probably feels a little too highbrow for the likes of a trailer. Next time I want to know what an album sounds like I'll just read the lyrics, that should sum it up.

    New Film Criticism - Explaining the plot > Giving a background on the film/filmmaker, character study, casting..etc.

    P.S. I believe that this was in the 2nd paragraph..maybe you glazed over it.

    "The story being that of a crime scene shutterbug named Aiden who becomes increasingly more detached from reality? A tragi-comic character study full of pitch black humor? An unlikely romance with moments of extreme discomfort? A story full of emotion and nuance and gray morality?"

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