Twitch Picks 3 Awesome Denzel+Wahlberg Crossovers

The top box office draw for fans of ridiculous action this week is undoubtedly 2 Guns -- a buddy action movie starring Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. For a certain kind of viewer, the mere sight of the 2 Guns poster is enough to prompt an eye-roll. But for others, the thought of both Wahlberg and Washington hanging up their prestige pants for a mad dash through wisecracking shoot 'em up territory means nothing but tears of joy. Time will tell if director Baltasar Kormákur will deliver the goods, so stay tuned.

In honor of the impending, blessed union of Denzel and Wahlberg, let us take a look at some of the actors' most badass and ridiculous characters, and speculate as to what kind of crossover potential there might have been (or might be in the future? Hollywood, I'm available for script doctoring):