Review: FRANKENSTEIN'S ARMY, Scary Monsters And Icky Gore

Ever since he released some impressive promo's and shorts, expectations have been high for a debut feature film by Richard Raaphorst. Now, several years later, it has arrived in the form of Frankenstein's Army. And similar to its own creation, the film takes quite some time to get going, but it still ends up being a whole lot of fun. This is the kind of film where "tripping over your own legs" doesn't necessarily mean they're still attached...

The story begins near the end of World War II. A Russian recon squad is sent on a mission to help comrades who seem to have encountered some trouble in a small East German village.

Upon arrival, though, nobody in the village is alive, the graves have been robbed, and some very weird-looking corpses are strewn throughout the landscape. Also, someone is jamming their radio signal. Then the Russian soldiers discover a factory of sorts ... and run into an army of Nazi monsters, stitched together from machines and corpses.


Let's get the elephant out of the room first: the rumors about Frankenstein's Army being a found-footage film are true. The Russians have a propaganda officer with them who documents everything with several cameras, and this means that, especially in the first half, you're treated to a whole lot of running-with-the-camera shots.

While there are some good jokes in there as well, and most of the monsters run towards the camera to get their extreme close-ups, it does mean that for some of the grander set pieces you get the feeling you're not seeing enough of what is happening. But later on in the film, the found-footage device starts to be used much more inventively and effectively. For starters, you finally get a good look at the monsters, who are the obvious highlight of the film.

Frankensteins_Army_Poster_Boy.jpgI visited the set last year and was amazed by the production design. The amount of love and detail which went into the creatures is astounding, so to see them now as brief blurry blobs when people are running with the camera through a dark cellar is dismaying. Basically, in the early scenes most of the monsters just look like someone wearing a tarp, a helmet and some weird gloves.

Fear not though: Raaphorst's WICKED designs get their place in the limelight later on. Frankenstein's Army really comes into its own when the disappointing first half gets capped with a very good and very funny second half. A lot of that has to do with the Frankenstein character appearing, a fantastic Karel Roden who seems wasted in the role until he suddenly starts to shine with an evil glee.

In fact, the finale comes closest to what we've been waiting for all these years: a creature-fest with an insane maniac in a Gothic laboratory. It takes a bit of a wait to get there, but at the end the icky gore goes through the roof, the monsters rock and the jokes connect.


With its found-footage look and scary monsters showing up aplenty, Frankenstein's Army resembles a ride though a carnival's haunted house. Thankfully it's a good one, though, and while the film has a literally shaky start, the finale had the audience intentionally in stitches.

And I hope Raaphorst will get the chance to make a few more of these, as his imagination obviously goes beyond the scope of what was possible in this single film.


[Full disclosure: Todd Brown, Twitch's founder and editor-in-chief, served as a producer on the film. He was not involved in the editing of this review.]

Review originally published in somewhat different form during the International Film Festival Rotterdam. Frankenstein's Army opens in select theaters in the U.S. on Friday, July 26, and will also be available to watch via various Video On Demand platforms. Visit the official site for more information.

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  • wolfmansgotnards

    Have to agree with the other posters. This was woeful. Kudos for not resorting to CGI but aside from some imaginitive creature design there is nothing else to see. If your wondering why so many thought this project would work go and watch the wonderful Worst Case Scenario trailers. This film unfortunately has little to no narrative, poor dialogue, poor characters and poor direction. The sets are fine. And all that is allowing for a low budget. A real shame.

  • Velvet Hammer

    I wanted to like this so much....How many years since the drool inducing Worst Case Scenario?? This was such a disappointment...the acting was terrible, the poorly lit shakey cam scenes with the creatures were ok (how does one continue to film with a 7ft tall Nazi Zombie wildly swinging giant meat hooks at the anyway)? The gore......what gore, a fake ass looking brain is cut in have and put into another guys head? You can get these same props at a Halloween store. There no science behind how the monsters might possibly work, we just have to accept that they do. This in no thriller, no one gives a shit about the Russian soldiers and their dilemma, it's not funny, nor should it ever be it's a HORROR movie......oh wait it's not...because it's not FUCKING SCARY!!! There's nothing to give a shit about or appreciate in this entire movie expect the Dr's creations, and out of the 12 or so different one we get so see for more than a few seconds, maybe 2-3 look menacing (Mosquito, knife hand guy, is there another?). 8+ years to get this done and this pile of dog squeeze is the result...This makes Sharknado looks like an academy award winner.

  • Kurt

    I found the film utterly lacking in the DRAMA department and the acting outside of Rodan, and only one of the soldiers, (the dude who's brain gets left/righted) could act. Essentially Frankenstein's Army was a glossy show-reel, painfully stretched out to feature film length. The opening/closing song and many the production elements of the creatures were good, but otherwise, this isn't so much a movie as it was a Cutscene video of some reboot of Castle Wolfenstein 3D.

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