Old Guys Can't Hardly Run Fast But Sly And Arnie Have An ESCAPE PLAN

Todd Brown, Founder and Editor
Sylvester Stallone is an escape artist genius paid large sums of money to break out of prisons and expose their weaknesses for future refinement. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an old guy stuck in an escape proof jail. Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson appears to be some sort of techno whiz.

And now you know everything you need to know about the Mikael Hafstrom directed geriatric action film Escape Plan (previously known as The Tomb). It goes how you'd expect from the presence of those three, the presence of Sam Neill and Jim Caviezel in the cast seemingly cancelled out by Vinnie Jones and a clearly slumming it Vincent D'Onofrio.

The first trailer has arrived and lurks below for viewing pleasure or horror, depending on your perspective.
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  • mightyjoeyoung

    "The first trailer has arrived and lurks below for viewing pleasure or horror, depending on your perspective."

    Pleasure I think.......after all, Mikael Håfström is the director, I don´t belong to his fanbase.

    But it does look entertaining, even though, these guys are way too old for this type of films.

    Thanks for the trailer Mr Brown.

  • Steve Austin

    Too bad they couldn't put their egos aside back in the 80s and 90s and had a great team up.

  • RawBeard

    it looks like a classic action film from the early 90's... I'm in. The only problem I have is the inclusion of 50 Cent.

  • Fub Frank

    Felt like I already watched the movie.

  • Bos

    How? they don't even mentioned the "escape plan". I've seen 10x worst spoilerish trailer than this

  • arturo

    Even if this film gets shit reviews i'll still see it, trailer looks good to me..

  • Bos

    Totally agree. Plus Arnie looks cool with moustaches

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