Oh, No! AVALANCHE SHARKS!

Todd Brown, Founder and Editor
Yes, this is real.

Spring break in the mountains: snowboarding, beer, drunken co-eds in bikinis.  As the yearly Bikini Ski Day party descends on a small mountain town, something lurks beneath the snow.  When an unwitting rider causes an avalanche, it awakens a huge, menacing, pre-historic Snow Shark! With a newfound taste for human flesh, the Snow Shark picks off the snow bunnies mercilessly.  Cut off from help by mountainous terrain and blidning snow, the local sheriff must make an unlikely alliance with a motley crew of snowboarders to take down the Snow Shark before the white hills run red with blood!

Scott Wheeler directs.
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  • Ridge Hatrick

    Also... they weren't cut off from help... they never tried to call for it until they were finally trapped in an avalanche-covered sheriffs office...

  • Ridge Hatrick

    Most idiotic and poorly acted movie I've seen in a while. As for your review, at least watch it before commenting on it. A rider didn't cause the avalanche... one of the ski patrol firing explosive devices into the side of the mountain did.

  • Ard Vijn

    That was not a review, that was the company's own synopsis. So that tells you right there about how much care went into this thing.

  • harumph

    How about an eco-conscious shark attack movie, where sharks live in the canopy of an old growth forest, and they attack loggers as the trees come crashing down?

  • Mehaillien Thundercross

    At least it's not Snow Sharks... Fuck, that trailer looked misserable.

  • [A]

    Missed opportunity: AVALANSHARKS

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