Three Years And A Hundred And Thirty Million Dollars Later, All We Get Is Olga Kurylenko With A Shell On Her Head. First Trailer For Fantasy Fiasco EMPIRES OF THE DEEP.

Todd Brown, Founder and Editor
There are in this world certain films that seemed destined to achieve not fame but notoriety through failure on a spectacular scale. Chinese-American co-production Empires Of The Deep has long appeared likely to be one of those and with the arrival of the first trailer we can now say, "Oh, hell yes. This looks horrible in the way that very few things can ever hope to be horrible."

What went wrong? Let's say a whole lot of everything. Word first started to circulate about the project all the way back in February of 2009. The dream project of Chinese real estate tycoon Jon Jiang, who wrote the script himself and partially financed with his own money, the film was originally announced with Monica Bellucci as the star, Catwoman director Pitof helming and Empire Strikes Back director Irvin Kershner on board as a producer. All three left the project every bit as quickly as they signed up. And when you can't keep a guy like Pitof - who has only one made-for-tv credit to his name since the Catwoman debacle - interested in your project, well, you know you've got issues.

Pitof was replaced by Jonathan Lawrence - who also exited and made some strong statements about the production on his way out - before Michael French finished things up. Bellucci? She was replaced by former Bond girl Olga Kurylenko. And Kershner? He doesn't appear to have been replaced by anyone with any real experience whatsoever, which has meant years of delays and cost overruns.

But surely someone must have produced the film, you're thinking. Well, the credited guys are Harrison Liang and Kevin Jiang from E-Imagine Studio, who are the CGI house responsible for the extensive special effects in this tale of a mermaid kingdom. And note I said 'extensive' rather than 'good'. Because the effects are utter trash for the most part. If someone actually spent the reported $130 million that supposedly went into this film then an awful lot of that money found its way to pockets at E-Imagine without ever actually being spent because there's just no way that all that money went in to the product that you're seeing on screen.

But enough of that. Time to judge for yourself. Take a look at Empires Of The Deep below.
Around the Internet:
  • ikilledbambi

    lol . reminds me late 90s pc games

  • greyskye

    Wait did I see some guy punch through some other guy? This film will be fantastic.

  • Maxx's mom

    MAXX MAULION IS THE BEST ACTOR EVER!!!

  • Jonathan Lawrence

    Didn't he recently play Tony Tango?

  • Zeus

    not gonna lie... I'm intrigued

  • Lysander

    Actually it doesn't look that awful. Kind of a stop-motion puppet look to it, with a bit of Cirque du Solei. Maybe I'm just feeling nostalgic about Jim Henson productions, though.

  • Forblat

    Stop motion on par with davey and goliath would have been a far cry better than the godawful CGI in that trailer

  • This might be worse than cancer!

  • real dud

    Underwater fight. Cool I wanna see this

  • marshy00

    LOBSTER FIGHT!!! Oh, I am so on board for this!

  • mortis rex

    I think I saw Crab People:)

  • Sebo McPowers

    This actually looks like a lot of fun!
    Yeah, the effects look cheap, but the creautures themselves are pretty cool and stuff blows up.

  • Slipstream

    Reminds me of that Korean-made D-War

  • kidplus

    This reminds me of the Lucifer film with all the dragons that some guy dumped his entire inheritance into a few years back.

  • YES. Exactly!

  • Qinlong

    Though it's often poorly rendered, there is some interesting imagery here nevertheless... It will no doubt be a big failure, but who knows, it might be an interesting one. At the very least it will be an entertaining one.

  • Come on. Every generation needs its Flash Gordon.

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  • Omar Hauksson

    Noooooice!

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