Why Bow Before A Robot Overlord When You Can Be The Robot Overlord?

Todd Brown, Founder and Editor
Robot arms? Check. Armored cockpit? Check. Ability to shoot people by smiling at them? Check.

Ladies and gentlemen, should you happen to have $1.3 million lying about you can dominate the coming robotic Armageddon by purchasing your very own fully customized Kuratas mecha robot. Yes, it actually works and, yes, you really can shoot things - with BB pellets - just by smiling at them. Created by sculptor Kogoro Kurata and Suidobashi Heavy Industry the system uses Wataru Yoshizaki's V-shido control system and has already logged over three thousand orders despite the heavy price tag. Because - and let's be honest here - who wouldn't want one of these?

Check the instructional video below for a full rundown of features.
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  • Shooting people by smiling at them? Sounds like something out of a cyberpunk novel meant to condition soldiers to equate pleasure with pain or something.

    Also, the article says nothing about a rocket punch. I'm disappointed in you, Japan.

  • Guyver01

    If I ever win the lottery, this is one of the first things I'm buying.

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