Fantastic Fest: Steffen Haars Drunkenly Reviews NEW KIDS NITRO

Hello, my name is in its steffen. Thanks for the free 5 twitchfilm.com vodka for writing this review drunk my own movie New Kids Nitro. I'm not very good at the moment because I spent the afternoon / evening beer and drank it off had buds with this Russian juice. I start to sweat at this time. Max Porcelijn, the director of planning c, sitting opposite me, to run through the same as me, I think he writes shit, desondank his film cancer fat (that means that I am positively in Dutch).
This is my speech about new kids nitro, we had a lot of different guns shoot and blow shit up, that was fun, especially since we ourselves have imagined.
I puked in my mouth.
Hello, the coolest of the film was that we could completely do what we wanted and that with my best friends.
I feel that I have a heart attack by the booz. Why this someone fart in the this room? pretzels everwhere? why? Thank you huub i think, why?
New Kids Nitro is awesome Because it's concession charge
Smoke weed.
Time is up.
Love you guys.
No gay.
Serious.
Netherlands.
Huub Smit.
Wesley van Gaalen.
Your Mother.


[Throughout Fantastic Fest Twitch will be presenting a series of drunken reviews of films as penned by the film's own director. They are created under the following rules. The director will be poured five shots of alcohol, which they have fifteen minutes to drink. They then have half an hour to write, in their own language, why their movie is the greatest movie ever made. The answers will then be run through Google Translate and posted as is.]
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