Fantastic Fest: Ernesto Diaz Espinoza Drunkenly Reviews Ernesto Diaz Espinoza's BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE MACHINE GUN WOMAN

Hello. My name is Ernesto Diaz Espinoza, just five short of TEQUILA swallow, and I'm the director of the stunning, beautiful, sexy, hot, crazy, fun to blow your brain, and LATINXPLOITATION masterpiece of the genre, the now famous movie esquicita BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE MACHINE GUN WOMAN!!!

Imagine a movie based on a video game like GTA mixed with ultraviolent like westerns of Peckinpah, add almost naked girl wearing latex only small automatic pistols and submachine guns and cover their bodies. Once you start you can not see her glued to the screen and stop to charm with gallons of blood and romance to fire as a machine gun in the back of your brain!!

And most shocking of all is that the movie is hico to become bread. Without money, pure heart. Filmed in 15 days in the purest style of master teachers ED WOOD. One shot and that's it, had to keep moving to existira this tremendous film. By the way, I'm much more drunk than 3 lines I wrote arrives. Not if I finished because now I'm even more drunk than what I just wrote recently. Damn! I feel as incredible as it is to see BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE MACHINE GUN WOMAN! Sientoque my brain is going to explode, but happy, after seeing a movie drunkenly exciting. I am 100% drunk already. Thank you all, friends. See you soon.

[Throughout Fantastic Fest Twitch will be presenting a series of drunken reviews of films as penned by the film's own director. They are created under the following rules. The director will be poured five shots of alcohol, which they have fifteen minutes to drink. They then have half an hour to write, in their own language, why their movie is the greatest movie ever made. The answers will then be run through Google Translate and posted as is.]
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  • Gozan

    And next year, have them do Ambien!

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