New TOTAL RECALL Trailer Brings Greetings From Three Breasted Hooker

Todd Brown, Founder and Editor

The latest trailer for Len Wiseman's remake of Total Recall wastes no time answering the question that's been burning in everyone's mind since the film was announced. Yes, the three-breasted hooker is in the film.

For a factory worker named Douglas Quaid, even though he's got a beautiful wife who he loves, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life - real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. But when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunted man as he finds himself on the run from the police.

Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy, Ethan HAwke and John Cho star. Check the trailer below.

Around the Internet:

Mr. Cavin

Ew, I just hope all those constant, fake-ass video lens flares in every shot are the newest jittery visual aftermarket tic of the trailer production industry--like all the fades and all the crash cuts with sound cues--and aren't really on the finished product.

Hanajun

If they got the three-breasted lady then I'm curious to see whoever they plucked from the original. Benny? Kuato? or my personal favorite, vagina-face?

heatbag

So ... they don't go to Mars? Or they are on Mars the whole time?

Also, it is nice to see all those I Robot robots are getting some work.

Todd Brown

No Mars in this version.

Swarez

But how will they get the eah from Cohaagen?

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