Final EXPENDABLES 2 Poster Is On Fire

Todd Brown, Founder and Editor
The Expendables 2: You know it's an action movie because the poster has fire. Also, poor Liam Hemsworth has a tiny head. So does Chuck Norris, perhaps in retribution for telling people not to swear so much. Also, what's with the enormous, floating knife? There's two Norris' worth of knife there! Who's holding that thing? How would you strap it to your belt without cutting your own legs off? Everybody likes a knife, but seriously ...

Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) -- with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard -- are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time -- six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that's nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother.
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  • Electro666

    Stallone looks like he is in a bad emo mood with his pouty duck-lips face.. And where is Scott Adkins? He is so badass he could KILL THEM ALL Boyka Style!!!! :D

  • Zach

    If I had to guess, I would say the floating knife is Lundgren's. He had a really big knife in the first film. He gave it to Statham at the beginning of the movie, then Statham used it to kill the villain at the end.

    I agree it looks oddly out of place.

  • Mazinger Z

    I couldn't take my eyes of Stallone's veiney arms...those things look like my thighs! You gotta love photoshop.

  • What is this "enormous floating knife" you speak of? I don't see it.

  • Between Dolph and Van Damme. Dolph's got a shadow from it on his face, so it's clearly supposed to be just in front of him but it would be the size of his entire torso. And who's supposed to be holding it? Arnold? It's bigger than Arnold's head, too.

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