Now That I've Eaten Your Octopus ... I Dance!
The Hollywood remake of Oldboy is old news by now, but what about the Bollywood one? Yep, it's coming. It's called Zinda and it's being made by the same director who made a Bollywood version of Reservoir Dogs that so angered the locals that they threatened to release venomous snakes into any theater that screened it. I'm not making that up. I find something about the idea of the hallway fight turning into a song and dance number strangely appealing. God bless you, Sanjay Gupta.
The official website is just a poster at the moment but you can find it here.
Thanks to Tom for the pointer.